Sorry I haven't gotten around to finishing the latest story! I hope to do that over the weekend.
I was sitting in the park the other day and a woman came in, wheeling a 2-year-old in a stroller. The 2-year-old dropped her package of animal crackers and the woman said, "Oh, f--- me." I glanced at her and she smiled sheepishly and said, "Sorry, didn't realize there was anyone else here."
Oh Lordy. Hope you thought quickly enough to snap back, "S'ok, there's just the two of us," while nodding at the 2 two year old.
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That's priceless.
ReplyDeleteWhen, exactly, does life begin?